Kearney Zzyzwicz

It is often drawn to the viewer's attention that Kearney is much older than any of the other children at Springfield Elementary, and moreover, he doesn't seem to be ashamed of it. One of his random Level-Up lines in Tapped Out suggests that Kearney remains in school simply because he can't be bothered to pass as he says school is an easy place to procrastinate. He has been seen shaving in the school restrooms, smokes, has a driving licence, and owns an old-style Hyundai

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